I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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