im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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