She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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