He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
