Sponge bath it is.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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