If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i'm inner monologue high
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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