IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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