Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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