Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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