Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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