1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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