Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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