Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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