I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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