I wanna bring you to show and tell
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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