he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
