Christians are straight up FREAKS
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
