Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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