Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Say something about gay babies.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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