you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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