I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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