my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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