Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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