so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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