paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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