I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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