You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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