I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
