Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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