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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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