Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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