no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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