i just google imaged poop.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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