I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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