we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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