That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The best revenge is premature balding
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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