Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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