The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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