Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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