Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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