remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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