Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Randomize
