also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
That accounts for only three of the penises
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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