i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I will be naked everywhere
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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