Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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