4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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