I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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