I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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