You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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