he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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