He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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