the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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