found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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