i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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