She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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