I think I am morally bankrupt
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Randomize
